Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 05, 2017
Wow! A self-organizing assemblage of nanoparticles is saying it's fallen out of love with me! Neat! A crystal structure of calcium titanium oxide has made all of my energy stocks worthless! Oh hey! I'm sleeping alone for the 128th night in a row! What're the odds?! Everything's better with science!