Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 23, 2017
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Transcript:
One discovery from statistical baseball analysis is that on-base percentage is more important than hitting home runs. The implications are clear. For the baseball as sex metaphor, we have to revisit our assumptions about the desirability of always trying to get to third base or home. The most valuable sex-haver is not the person who has sex more often than others. It's the person who always gets to make out. Uh... Thanks dad. So... About condoms though... We're trying to win it sexier, not show off.
