Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 08, 2017
If I buy this shirt, does it make me gay? Yes. The shirt has fabric-embedded nanobots. Upon purchase, they become activated, and they target the owner. Your central nervous system, where they and act small structural changes to your neurons altering your sense of sexual attraction, rendering you totally gay. I don't think brain-altering nano bots exist. Then I guess you'll still be straight.