Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for December 22, 2016
How to install a car seat 1. Place seat into car. 2. Pull belt through slot. 3. Buckle belt. 4. Exert 10 trillion newtons of force on shoulder strap. 5. Enter chamber of car seat collapses into thin sheets of pure neutronium. 6. Neutronium absorbs vacuum energy from fabric of space-time, resulting in a singularity of infinite mass. 7. Seat now stays in place without wobbling.