Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for December 19, 2016
God... Why did you make quantum mechanics so weird? Hahaha! Sorry, hold on a sec. I gotta tell this to Jesus. There is a three pound blob of fat that can think it's perched atop the body of a hairless ape, communicating with the creator of the universe by wobbling its neck, and it thinks particles are weird. Haha haha! Baha haha! Aaaaaha Hahaha! Haha haha Hohoho Hahaha Ahee hee hee I can wait all night if I have to. And it thinks time is real! Ahaha haha ha!