Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 26, 2016
We just need you to pee in this cop and the jobs yours. For a drug test. Gotcha. No. There is no test. Then what's it for? The sense of power I get from knowing that I can control your most basic biological function. But... You were willing to pee in a cup when it was for a drug test. From your perspective, the physical act will be the same. It's not the same! Now I'm gonna be thinking about why I'm peeing in the cup. The mind is the body! Words have meaning! When you change the significance of the act, you change what the act demands! I am a human being! I- I will raise your pay 25 cents per hour. Gimme the cup.