Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for October 10, 2016
October 09, 2016
October 11, 2016
Transcript:
Daddy, I love you. Whoa, whoa. Hold up. I have temporally canalized all of my emotions young lady. That's the whole reason we have holidays! On valentines, I feel romantic love. On Easter, spirituality. On Thanksgiving, family togetherness. On Christmas, nostalgia. All other days are kept efficiently devoid of human feeling. Today is July 29. Nothing can or will compel me to an emotional response on July 29! It's my birthday. Oooh! There goes guilt.
“You’re not trying to trick me, are you? Your mommy does that with our wedding anniversary…”