Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for July 09, 2016
Okay. Listen. I know you citizens are sick of politicians peddling lies and platitudes. Well, so am I. It's time I give you the truth. When I can take a person- a strong, willful person- and make that person obey my commands... I experience a pleasure that is sensual to the point of being erotic. And that is why I'm running for president of the United States. I mean... The system is corrupt and I'm here to clean house! Yayyyyyyyy!