Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for June 18, 2016
Transcript:
Click! Aaah!! This has been a simulated monster attack. I noticed that not a single one of you made an orderly exit from the room. If this had been a real monster attack, you would both be dead. Dad, monsters aren't real. Oh? What do you call a man who terrifies his kids at 3 AM on a school night entirely for his own amusement? Touche See you in an hour!