Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 02, 2016
Why do bad things happen to good people? Depends on your time horizon. Why? Well, suppose that a good person is walking down the street. Pow. A gorilla punches her in the face. That's bad. Why did it happen? If your time horizon is one minute, it happened because the gorilla was angry. Go back ten minutes, and it happened because the keeper forgot to lock the pen, then the gorilla took a certain path, then saw a light and got scared. Go back a day and the causes exponentiate further: the keeper didn't get enough sleep because he's depressed. The gorilla happen to play with the right door. The woman walked outside because the sky was clear. Go back ten years, and asking why? Is a total joke. And that's just for a small event! Sorry, wait, I phrased that poorly. Suppose we assume the world is just place- Bahahahaha!