Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 30, 2016
Bobby, what do you want to be when you grow up? I want the highest status, the best-quality mates, and the most offspring. I can either achieve this through raising myself up or by lowering everyone else down. As population expands, primacy through the first path becomes impossible. Primacy through the second path- the path of all death-is merely improbable. That's nice, Bobby, but what job do you want? Quantitative finance!