Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 02, 2016
Imagine you could install a happiness spigot in your house. And you can activate the spigot just by looking at it. But... The spigot requires constant maintenance, emits loud noise, and at random will suddenly release sewage. Overall, that's still a pretty good deal. Exactly. Earlier... Dad, what's it like having kids?