Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 01, 2016
It's not fair! You biochemists get a special name because you deal with living stuff. I called an inorganic chemist. I'm defined by not dealing with living stuff. That's just the history of language. There's nothing you can do about it. Oh yeah? Soon... I call to order the first meeting of the Department of neurochemistry.