Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for March 23, 2016
My fantasies before studying physics. Captain! We're under attack! Fire a plasma burst, then evasive maneuvers while we ready the space-Marines. My fantasies after studying physics. Captain! We're under attack! The ship is shaped like an infinitely thin elliptical ring with an eccentricity of 0.271812, whose gravitatio- Aaah! Aaaaah! Aaaah!