Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for December 16, 2015

Transcript:

You may wish for anything except more wishes. I wish the word splork were interchangeable with the word wish. I wish your initial injunction pertained only to the concept of wishing paired with the particular word wish as opposed to the concept itself, which you were merely signifying with that word. Annnd, I splork for infinite splorks. Fun fact: all wish-granting beings are now owned by attorneys. (If you don't believe me, then explain the patent system)