Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 05, 2015
Why do you buy me a dozen roses every valentines? To show how much I love you. Well, real wages in your income bracket have increased 2% per year since our first date. We've been dating for 30 years. So, if love was 12 roses and is still 12 roses now. So, that's (0.98)20, which... You love me 67% as much as you did back then! What's going on, Hank!? Does someone else occupy 33% of your heart?! Later... We have to be more cautious, Sheila.