Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for October 11, 2015
Sally, we can no longer date. I will never understand your love. But I can teach you! I can teach you of human love! Oh God. Oh. Wow, this is awkward. I meant you in particular. Your love is mostly watching TV together at night and perfunctory sex twice a week. I don't know what to say. Can you ask your roommate to accept my friend request?