Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for August 21, 2015
Ugh. I feel like I don't matter. Better fire up Emojo. There are 14 emotors in the area with 4.7+ stars Transaction made. ETA 27 seconds. Ugh. I hate waiting. Sir, you're great. You're good and you're good at what you do. Insincere. Three stars. No! Please! I'll be fired. Two stars. Maybe I do matter.