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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 29, 2015

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    Three Steps Over Japan  over 6 years ago

    I own the phrases “first mover advantage” and “you owe me”. You owe me $10,000.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I own the word “sorry”.Don’t bother to apologize.You will only make it worse.

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    emptc12  over 6 years ago

    For about 35 years here at work we’ve used the phrase, “That’s what SHE said!” in response to inadvertent double entendres. We wrote down about a dozen pages of the funniest of them. Then a few years after we started we heard the phrase all the place. Did we start it? I doubt it. It’s probably written on clay tablets from ancient times.

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    sagesertrash3  over 6 years ago

    I own the phrase “I own the phrase”

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I own the phrase “Who knew artichokes could levitate like that?” Never got any payments for some reason.

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