Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 29, 2015

I own the phrases “first mover advantage” and “you owe me”. You owe me $10,000.

I own the word “sorry”.Don’t bother to apologize.You will only make it worse.

For about 35 years here at work we’ve used the phrase, “That’s what SHE said!” in response to inadvertent double entendres. We wrote down about a dozen pages of the funniest of them. Then a few years after we started we heard the phrase all the place. Did we start it? I doubt it. It’s probably written on clay tablets from ancient times.

I own the phrase “I own the phrase”

I own the phrase “Who knew artichokes could levitate like that?” Never got any payments for some reason.