Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 17, 2015
Got yer nose! gibbit back! Sorry, your nose is now contained within an infinitely compactified space-time manifold. I believe it still exist, but in order to be certain to five sigmas, we'd need more energy than the sun has generated in the last century and a linear collider running from here to Neptune. founfit I claim academic priority in this discovery!