Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 11, 2015
Hey! Hey, Steve. I'm not Steve. I'm Jon. Remember, we met at- Oh sorry. I ran a compression a logarithm on my brain yesterday. You and Steve are both sexually unappealing, so I save memory space by combining you into one person. So, we can hang out, but you're Dave. I'm Jon. I thought you merged me with Steve. This is why you comp sci people can't remember faces, isn't it? Don't make this difficult Stewart.