Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 22, 2015
Quick! The evil universe is pushing into this one! We've got to stop them! Evil universe? Haven't you heard! There's a universe where everything that happens is the mere result of mathematical law. It's a universe of hideous perfection. Justice, compassion, love, souls... These things aren't written into their physics. It's an entire cosmos of for it automatons that evolved from protoplasm into computing machines. Dragging along all the cruelty and sadism that helped their antecedents survive! We've got to deactivate them! Wow... uh, jeez, I- oh God. You're from... Oh Uh... So, hi. Uh, hello. This must be awkward for you. Mostly it's just weird how a sack of atoms can talk..