Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for March 24, 2015
Saint Anselm's proof God is the best possible being. Any being would be made better by existence. Therefore, the best possible being must be existent. Therefore, God exists. Saint Anselm's corrollary It doesn't matter if you've never seen her. She's the best girlfriend ever. The best girlfriend ever would exist. Therefore, my girlfriend from Canada who is really hot exists, and we do it all the time.