Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for March 10, 2015
How are you? Great. And how are you? Just okay. Sorry. Lack of consistent self-narrative. You failed the Turing test. What is 89291134786553 ti,es 12198699423517? Uh... Sorry. Lack of mental power. You have failed this robot test. Oh no. They failed the cyborg test.