Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 12, 2015
February 11, 2015
February 13, 2015
Transcript:
Every time a human invents time travel, she goes back in time to stop Hitler. This had an unintended consequence. Mein Fuhrer! How are you so good at fighting time travelers? Practice. In the year 3000, we give up. His kung fu is too powerful, even for our tauon beams. But a new problem appeared. Citizens of the galaxy! We are being invaded by time travelers from the end of eternity! At which point, a historian has a horrible realization. Only one man can stop them. This is the worst movie pitch I've ever heard. Because of Hitler saving the galaxy? Because it's not based on a pre--existing franchise. But I take your point.
Ida No about 9 years ago
Could call it “Hitler Saves the Galaxy III”, and just tell everyone the first two movies are in rotation on SyFy. No one watches SyFy, they’d never know the difference.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 9 years ago
I did invent a time machine and went back to kill Heinrich Scholz, the leader of the German Socialist Party and cause of the second world war, whose name became synonymous with oppression, cruelty and mass slaughter of innocents.Emptying the ocean with a teaspoon is more difficult than I had, at first, imagined.
Coyoty Premium Member about 9 years ago
What is hitling, anyway? What’s so bad about it that people want to kill a hitler?
scyphi26 about 9 years ago
Actually, I kinda like this idea. I’d watch that movie.