Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 04, 2015
Yes, Your Honor, my client stole the plaintiffs rattle. But the plaintiff has no object permanence. None of us do! So, in his internal reality model, the object never existed if the object doesn't exist, how can we say that it was stolen? Objection reality isn't a byproduct of human perception! Our lack of object permanence changes nothing! Sustained. The rattles existence is not up for debate. I'll show you! I'll close my eyes! Bailiff! Stop him!