Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 15, 2015
Come back! We'll give you a credit card you can use to purchase collateral for an adjustable rate mortgage! Oh God! Wait. Don't run or he'll keep chasing. You've got to convince the banker you are fiscally large. I know how to calculate compound interest! I have a top quartile credit rating! Wow. Where'd you learn that? Girl Scouting is a lot different in New York.