Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 12, 2015
Sure, I did drugs as a lad. But I still think we should put people in jail for it. My time spent doing drugs is something I regret. And I hate to think of anyone coming away from their teenage years with any sort of regret. With that in mind, we've created a new police division: bad decision corps. This is a violation of my rights! Do you think that goatee is attractive? Yeah. It makes me look dangerous. Come with me, son. Let me go! You'll thank me someday when you're paroled.