Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for December 05, 2014
Bobby! I've invented a robot, but it has no personality. No feelings. No soul. By spending time with you, it will learn your ways and become less robot and more human. Hello Bobby. So you have no feelings at all? Affirmative. So you wouldn't feel sad if you had no friends at school or if you didn't get what you want for Christmas or if your mom was too busy in her lab to spend time with you? Affirmative. Later... So did you learn anything about personality? Affirmative.