Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 08, 2014
We take C-list celebrities and put them in a giant cylinder. They struggle to reach the top, where there's air and they won't be crushed. Each day, the dead are cleared from the cylinder, new C-list celebrities are added, and food pellets are put atop to nourish the survivors. You can tune in any time for a cylinder status update! In the future, there is only one reality show.