I'm gonna change. Don't turn around. Kay. Do not. Turn. Around. We've been dating for several years now, but okay. Do not!
December 04, 2018
January 17, 2018
… must … turn … around …
Is his name Orpheus?
“How about if I turn around, but go ‘ewwww’ and then turn away again?”
Just turn around, dude. Kirk did it in Into Darkness, and things worked out OK for him.
If you care for her you do what she says. If you don’t she can get a shotgun and blow your bottom half off.
Why not?
Maybe she’s going to surprise him with a sexy bit of lingerie
yeah i still do that when me and my boyfriend have been dating since middle school. And we’ve had sex countless times.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 4 years ago
… must … turn … around …
johndifool over 4 years ago
Is his name Orpheus?
Monster Hesh over 4 years ago
“How about if I turn around, but go ‘ewwww’ and then turn away again?”
The Old Wolf over 4 years ago
Just turn around, dude. Kirk did it in Into Darkness, and things worked out OK for him.
Night-Gaunt49 over 4 years ago
If you care for her you do what she says. If you don’t she can get a shotgun and blow your bottom half off.
NWdryad over 4 years ago
Why not?
NWdryad over 4 years ago
Maybe she’s going to surprise him with a sexy bit of lingerie
Ari Jones 3 months ago
yeah i still do that when me and my boyfriend have been dating since middle school. And we’ve had sex countless times.