Sarah's Scribbles by Sarah Andersen for September 09, 2015

And that problem doesn’t go away for years and years.

Shirley you jest. I mean, Sara. From a teenage boy’s point of view, teenage girls can be fearsome beasts..“Is it true that you can poke the fire with a stick of dynamite in perfect safety? …I used to take my nieces to scientific lectures, and I believe I heard it then. Anyhow, even if it isn’t true of dynamite, it’s true of women. But they know they are dynamite, and long for the concussion that may justify them….” – Sylvia Townsend Warner

HA!

You forgot to include the raging testosterone that wacks you out and the near 24/7 , uh, inflatable balloon, shall we say, that is activated at the merest of breeze or suggestion. A state of mind that short circuits any rational thought.

And don’t forget the hair-trigger bomb thats just been set!

Soooooo accurate!

“Mother Nature is the worst mother ever. That’s why all of us live indoors.”-Robin: Teen Titans Go!

Ugh. I hate that.

When we developed as fetuses, we all started off with a female body, and then either stayed that way or turned into men. Based off of that, Im stating to think that males are improved bodies and females were bodies that our cells didnt bother fixing.

Girl – I was told there would be boobs.

Us men also get squished by girls, for we hit puberty later than girls. But you already know this, don’t you?

there is new science that males get periods to, just without bleeding.

Well, with male puberty you just get random boners, that can ruin your life. Haha I am really glad I’m not a girl.

Me, an Asian:where are my benefits

You forgot breasts