You know what I don't get? Almond milk.
How do you milk an almond?
Do they even have utters?
And one more thing.
Are almonds even animals?!
The tough questions
December 04, 2018
January 17, 2018
There’s a fundamental misunderstanding here…
Udders. Uh…You don’t milk an almond.You get down off a duck.I remember a guy promoting rice milk as a suitable substitute.Having had whole milk right from the cow, I can safely say that there is no suitable substitute.
It’s why I don’t drink almond milk. I want to stay a little bit sane.
Did you know that cashews come from a FRUIT ???
I’ve heard utters from a lot of nuts.
I get my milk from the grocery store, and I’m happy with that.
The joke writes itself: She said “utters.”
I should have learned better than to follow white rabbits from my earlier readings.
I want to say stuff but I know I’ll get woooshed.
You soak em
these are the questions w should be asking