Sarah's Scribbles by Sarah Andersen for October 15, 2014
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Transcript:
You know what I don't get? Almond milk. How do you milk an almond? Do they even have utters? And one more thing. Are almonds even animals?! The tough questions
Randy B Premium Member over 9 years ago
There’s a fundamental misunderstanding here…
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
Udders. Uh…You don’t milk an almond.You get down off a duck.I remember a guy promoting rice milk as a suitable substitute.Having had whole milk right from the cow, I can safely say that there is no suitable substitute.
katina.cooper over 9 years ago
It’s why I don’t drink almond milk. I want to stay a little bit sane.
Sean David over 9 years ago
Did you know that cashews come from a FRUIT ???
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 9 years ago
Haha! Wonderful!
mr_sherman Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’ve heard utters from a lot of nuts.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
Uh…
Ushindi over 9 years ago
I get my milk from the grocery store, and I’m happy with that.
jondelfin Premium Member over 9 years ago
The joke writes itself: She said “utters.”
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
I should have learned better than to follow white rabbits from my earlier readings.
BAGPlays almost 5 years ago
I want to say stuff but I know I’ll get woooshed.
Awesome_Guy almost 4 years ago
You soak em
Ari Jones over 3 years ago
these are the questions w should be asking