Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for February 12, 2011
Rudy says, "I'm shutting down Fritter." Armstrong says, "What a shock. Your Internet business lasted only three days. Why?" Rudy says, "We start a service to compete with Twitter that only allows 139 characters, then someone starts one that allows 138 characters, and so on. Where does it end?" Rudy says, "Eventually people will just be allowed to send emoticons." Rudy says, "Emoticonitter!"