Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for November 12, 2010
Sadie says, "Hypochondriac's rule #6: Take care with utensils." Rudy says, "Meaning don't shre forks with sick people?" Sadie says, "Aim them carefully." Sadie says, "The moment you see someone coughing, start throwing spoons, forks, ladles, salad tongs, nutcrackers." Sadie says, "Aim to maim so they can't get within breathing distance." Rudy says, "Ladles?"