Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for November 04, 2010
With the curmudgeon Sadie Cohen felled by laryngitis, sidekick Rudy Park has taken the mike. Alas, he's been so distracted texting and reading tweets, he's been unable to focus long enough to answer a single question from reader Hank S: Dear Sadie, I am becoming a vegetarian. Do you think I am allowed to eat a little meat? Thanks a lot! -Hank S. To get Rudy's attention, we took a new tack: Rudy says, "Hey, gang, I just got texted a fascinating question." Rudy says, "Meat. LOL." Not a satisfactory answer. Try again! Not LOL.