Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for October 27, 2010
Herald says, "?And so it looks like me and Mrs. Herald are going to split." Rudy says, "May I ask a question?" Herald says, "Sure. Intrusive personal questions are in." Rudy says, "Is her name really 'Mrs. Herald'?" Herald says, "No, actually. She wouldn't take my name. She hyphenated, and I was never comfortable with it." Herald says, "Elaine Obsolete-Herald." Rudy says, "Doomed from the start."