Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for September 30, 2010
Randy says, "The cleansing process isn't working. For some reason, I can't seem to purge myself of the urge to hit on chicks." Rudy says, "Why bother?" Randy says, "I do it once a year for a week so that I can prove I have some control over my life and urges, and so I can see new things in the world, besides just hot gals." Randy says, "For instance, did you know we have a bicameral democracy?" Rudy says, "Duh." Randy says, "Learned during cleasing '86, the year after discovering low-fat cheese." Rudy says, "Of equivalent efficacy."