Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for June 15, 2010
Man says, "I give you: Octo-cola." Sadie says, "What?" Man says, "The drink for people in their 80s who want an energy boost to play Scrabble on Facebook." Sadie says, "Do I know you?" Man says, "I know you. And I want to thank you for sharing all your personal info on Facebook. It's a great way to get you the products and services you care about." Man says, "As an aside, I'm sorry about your stinky foot condition." Sadie says, "Fisticuffs to ensue."