Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for June 10, 2010
Lost for several days on a dusty road in Utah, the caf? gang turned savage. No feeling was spared. No truth too brutal to tell. But then? Mort says, "Stop?" Mort says, "If we're going to die here, let us not be divided. Let us acknowledge the common humanity that binds us and makes us better than other losers who would perish with less dignity." Mort says, "A final peaceful thought." Randy says, "We are superior." Mortkey says, "To other creatures." Rudy says, "And Blackberry users."