Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for June 09, 2010
Mort says, "We're going to eat your iPhone. It's got nutrients!" Rudy says, "Back off. You won't touch her! Cannibals." Mort says, "Picture the precious little thing, buttered and salted, grilled to perfection on a spit." Delirium or osmehting more profound? Mort says, "Your laptop for an appetizer!" Rudy says, "It's got feelings!"