Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for May 24, 2010
Mort says, "Can we take your van to Arizona to protest the immigration law?" Randy says, "Conflicted." Mort says, "You support this despicable law?!" Randy says, "It's like this: More immigrants means more competition for chicks." Randy says, "Latin men are handsome. So if we create a mean and hostile place for immigrants and drive them away, my odds get better." Mort says, "Doubly despicable!!" Randy says, "Immigration policy is tricky stuff."