Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for May 13, 2010
Sadie says, "I can't decide whether to send my grandson these homemade brownies overnight certified or two-day ground." Person says, "Move it, lady!" Sadie says, "I'm sorry, sir. I don't mean to be a pain. I just want to do right by my darling grandkids." Sadie says, "Forgive me, I'm an old lady." Employee says, "There, there. Take your time." Sadie thinks, "I'm gonna set a personal record." Person says, "Your grandkids hate you!"