Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for May 12, 2010
Periodically, Sadie Cohen gets jacked up on caffeine, then goes to the U.S. Post Office. Once she gets to the counter, she starts chatting and asks endless questions, stopping up the line for hours, frustrating to no end the people behind her. It's her favorite practial joke and, frankly, one of the darkest thing the human eye can witness. Enjoy! Sadie says, "What's your opinion of two-day certified mail to Wichita?" Person says, "Move it, lady!"