Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for April 10, 2010
Armstrong says, "Mort, may I have a word?" Mort says, "Mind your business." Armstrong says, "It's not safe or polite to make fun of a man carrying a gun. Besides, he's just exercising his 2nd-amendment rights." Mort says, "And I'm exercising my 1st-amendment rights and my right to impress my chick!" Armstrong says, "Your what?" Mort says, "Sadie, did you see me stand up to the handgun ape?!" Sadie says, "Yes dear. Very hot."