Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for April 07, 2010
Man says, "We need guns to show we're not afraid, we're tough enough to deal with punks." Rudy says, "Okay? yes sir. What can I get you? Stiff cup of joe?" Man says, "Skim-milk latte." Man says, "Extra foam." Man says, "Oooh, can I get a dash of hazelnut?" Rudy thinks, "In light of this unexpected order, am I more or less afraid?"