Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 31, 2010
Sadie says, "I've devised a brilliant scheme to steal Rudy's lip balm. It's fail-safe and simple." Sadie says, "One of our heroic commandos will dress up as Darlene, Rudy's unrequited true love." Sadie says, "Said commando will ask Rudy for a kiss, but then pause dramatically and claim to have chapped lips." Sadie says, "I think you see where this is going." Randy says, "History's bin of worst-ever ideas."