Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 16, 2010
You are really really old and you don't have a life. GET A LIFE!!!!!!! Actual reader letter. Sadie says, "You want to handle this one, pardner?" Rudy says, "Pretty straight-forward." Rudy says, "If her life is pathetic, then how pathetic is your life if you're writing to comment about it?" Sadie says, "Thank you, reader. You've brought us together." Rudy says, "In condescension."